Your arthritic suspension bearings now creak and feel faintly wobbly... Air has snuck into your brake fluid... The leather on your seat has now been worn to a strange grey colour after caressing my nether regions for so many hours that we were together... Even your drivetrain bearings feel coarser than my singing voice that you are used to hearing when I sing and huff and puff uphills... You've SM-ed my butt during the course of the 3 hour ride just now... and I've lovingly coated you with glorious mud that you also shared with me by spitting those into my face and mouth... Man I love you...
Yummy chocolately...!!!
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